That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Randomize