Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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