gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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