Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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