Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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