its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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