Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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