I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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