4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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