We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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