What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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