i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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