But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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