apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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