The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize