I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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