how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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