My brain says no but my pants say off.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person