so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.