I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
