the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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