i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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