Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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