How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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