Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Michael Bay diarrhea
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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