His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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