Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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