some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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