Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She bit a glass in half.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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