You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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