Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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