is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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