were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
