I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Randomize
