Where is the hickey?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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