girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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