Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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