The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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