So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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