He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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