Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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