I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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