the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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