I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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