Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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