The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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