Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
