Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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