At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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