You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm like, not good at living.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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