Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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