I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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