I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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