I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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