peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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