there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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