This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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